Stupid Research
Scientists in Great Britain are studying why stupid people die young.
The report I read doesn't give the ages of the researchers, but I'm betting they are not going to reach their Golden Years intact.
I mean, is there some unfathomable mystery here?
Maybe a little bit of one. Smarter people tend to live longer even when you factor in such variables as smoking, education and occupation.
Yet it seems blindingly obvious that the more intelligent tend to live longer. The same researchers have found that mortality and reaction time are positively correlated.
Which means you live longer if you duck when somebody yells "Duck!''
Duh!
The report I read doesn't give the ages of the researchers, but I'm betting they are not going to reach their Golden Years intact.
I mean, is there some unfathomable mystery here?
Maybe a little bit of one. Smarter people tend to live longer even when you factor in such variables as smoking, education and occupation.
Yet it seems blindingly obvious that the more intelligent tend to live longer. The same researchers have found that mortality and reaction time are positively correlated.
Which means you live longer if you duck when somebody yells "Duck!''
Duh!
posted by Michael Riley at 10:51 AM
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Next they will be telling us it doesn't matter because we are all going to die.
Does this mean Bush will die soon?
Can't get more stupid than him!
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