Vacation Dolorosa
I recently overheard two couples talk about their respective trips to Italy. Here are, no lie, some of the things they said:
"We went to the, whadayacallit, the catacombs.''
"I kept wanting to call them the caverns.''
"The Coliseum is just ruins, you know.''
"That's why we went to the modern part of Rome, with restaurants and stuff.''
Honest to goodness, some people should not be allowed to travel abroad. Just take their passports away, for Pete's sake and let them go to that whadayacallit, Grand Canyon instead.
"We went to the, whadayacallit, the catacombs.''
"I kept wanting to call them the caverns.''
"The Coliseum is just ruins, you know.''
"That's why we went to the modern part of Rome, with restaurants and stuff.''
Honest to goodness, some people should not be allowed to travel abroad. Just take their passports away, for Pete's sake and let them go to that whadayacallit, Grand Canyon instead.
posted by Michael Riley at 11:08 AM
1 Comments:
" yeah, we went to the Grand Canyon, It's nuthin but a big hole in the ground."
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