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8 Comments:
Yeah, but you were still going over 60 and speeding. Just pay it and move on.(slower next time).
Why can't God change the Ten Commandments like they change the speed limits?One day it's thou shalt not commit adultery and the next day it's "Nevermind."
But weren't the 10 Commandments already changed? Didn't Mel Brooks... I mean, Moses... drop one of the three tablets and break it, thus reducing the number of Commandments from 15 to 10?
No no no...Ray, this "tongue in cheek thing...you know how I don't get your humor(good ole Mel Brooks). Well, that's not what happened with Moses. He came down from Mount Sinai and found the people worshipping a golden calf and doing evil things. So he smashed all the tablets he had in anger. Later, God told him to "cut two stone tablets like the first ones, and I will write on them the words that were on the first tablets, which you broke." Exodus 34:1
Just so you know.
Margaret
Allegedly.
NO allegedly - this isn't a page from the politician's credo.
I like the Mel Brooks version better... even if Margaret doesn't get it.
Slow down, you move too fast.Lalalala. Felling groovy!
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