Brow beating
I often get accused of navel gazing, which is just a rank calumny. I'm far too busy staring at my left eyebrow these days. The thing seems to have taken on a life of its own, sticking out at odd angles, an angry millipede of sorts.
I'm beginning to look like one of those jowly southern politicians out of bad movies and the Senate. I've got a Sam Ervin eyebrow, and I've been relilably informed that my only options are waxing it, plucking it or having electrolysis.
There's got to be some other way to get this thing under control, isn't there?
I'm beginning to look like one of those jowly southern politicians out of bad movies and the Senate. I've got a Sam Ervin eyebrow, and I've been relilably informed that my only options are waxing it, plucking it or having electrolysis.
There's got to be some other way to get this thing under control, isn't there?
posted by Michael Riley at 11:29 AM
2 Comments:
you forgot..shaving them..like the movie stars of yonder..then you can pencil them on or have permanent tattooed brows! your new name now is groucho or bert (muppet)..go to a salon and "git 'er done" as larry the cable guy would say! while you are at it...contacts, lasik or new smaller glasses...you'll be a metrosexual yet! all this is said in love!
gee...am I only one blogging this site? is not much fun by myself! at least a reply from riley would be nice!
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