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A RANDOM LIST OF THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH:
The "Soul Patrol"
Creationism and its incestuous cousin, Intelligent Design
Astrology
Homeopathy
Any piece of real estate offered for sale on late-night television by that guy from "CHIPS''
Anything at all offered for sale on late-night infomercials
Pat Robertson
Jerry Falwell
Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell together trying to explain that natural disasters and terrorist attacks are due to God being fed up to here with gays and lesbians
Mass deportations
People who say "things are going really well in Iraq''
Hiring Britney Spears as your nanny.
Strippers at a frat party
Britney Spears at a frat party
"Heelies'' (if you're older than 15)
Living in a flood plain
Scientology (especially after what it did to that nice Tom Cruise)
Pyramid schemes
Over-the-counter sexual performance enhancing products sold at a convenience store.
Books by former governors
Right wing radio talk-show hosts
Left wing radio talk show hosts
Anyone who doesn't know that radio exists simply to play "Freebird'' and "Whole Lotta Love until our heads explode.
Anyone who wants radio stations to play more Doors songs.
People who start sentences with "I'm no prude, but...''
Lists like these.
The "Soul Patrol"
Creationism and its incestuous cousin, Intelligent Design
Astrology
Homeopathy
Any piece of real estate offered for sale on late-night television by that guy from "CHIPS''
Anything at all offered for sale on late-night infomercials
Pat Robertson
Jerry Falwell
Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell together trying to explain that natural disasters and terrorist attacks are due to God being fed up to here with gays and lesbians
Mass deportations
People who say "things are going really well in Iraq''
Hiring Britney Spears as your nanny.
Strippers at a frat party
Britney Spears at a frat party
"Heelies'' (if you're older than 15)
Living in a flood plain
Scientology (especially after what it did to that nice Tom Cruise)
Pyramid schemes
Over-the-counter sexual performance enhancing products sold at a convenience store.
Books by former governors
Right wing radio talk-show hosts
Left wing radio talk show hosts
Anyone who doesn't know that radio exists simply to play "Freebird'' and "Whole Lotta Love until our heads explode.
Anyone who wants radio stations to play more Doors songs.
People who start sentences with "I'm no prude, but...''
Lists like these.
posted by Michael Riley at 1:13 PM
8 Comments:
out-of-date large, round framed glasses that make one appear older than he really is..hint...hint...
"McPheever & Meatloaf" duet on American Idol...creeepy!
Rebuilding in a flood plain (again and again)..take the hint from Mother Nature and her cousin God...
asking for a price check on over-the-counter sexual performance enhancing products..at a Dollar Store!
low riders and a small of back tatoo if your over 25 and your waist is larger than 28 inches
fashion boo boo (unsightly)
Building more and more condos in Jersey when we do not have enough water for what we have now. Even odd.
women who frequent the same hair extension, over-whitened teeth, spray-on tan places...they look all alike after awhile and women of a certain age look worse with these so-called "improvements"...
People who say the six-day creation in Genesis is a literal history, but that "turn the other cheek" (and the rest of the Sermon on the Mount) is a metaphorical allegory.
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