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Thursday, June 01, 2006

Holy Sappho, Batman!!!

Word comes that this July, DC Comics will introduce a new Batwoman character, 5 feet , 10 inches of scarlet-haired kick-butt pulchritude.
And, oh yeah, turns out she will be a lesbian.
Wow, how can they tell? You think all that spandex and latex is a clue?
Actually, I have no problem with fictional gays and lesbians fighting crime. Heck, I have no problem with real gays and lesbians being among the Finest and Bravest our society has to offer.
What I really hope, though, is that Batwoman's first case will involve fighting those Gotham City council members who would amend the municipal charter to prevent gay marriage.
Then the last page could be Batwoman and Wonder Woman flying off to their honeymoon in that Amazonian invisible plane.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

we will be able to tell because she will have spiky hair, a rainbow belt and birkenstock sandals! KAPOW!

1:06 PM, June 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The fact that you sat down and wrote a blog on this shows you have a problem with gays. Who cares what happens with them we have to many problems in this world to worry about this

1:47 PM, June 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey anonymous, lighten up..au contraire, you have the prob!

9:28 PM, June 04, 2006  

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