Who's Your Mack (MC Squared) Daddy?
The recent release of a massive trove of Einstein letters has been a revelation.
Albert Einstein apparently believed that marital vows were as relative as the time-space continuum.
The guy was a hound, and had quite a few opportunities to experience the old "fusion and fission rhumba'' outside the bounds of matrimony, if you catch my drift.
I imagine it must have been difficult for him to resist temptation. The letters reveal that the guy had more groupies than Gene Simmons in whiteface.
Those math groupies must be wild. A few drinks and it's "Oh show me your integers, and your differential equations. Oh, baby!!''
One of his letters actually reveals how tired he was of the groupies.
In 1931, he wrote, "Out of all the dames, I am in fact attached only to Mrs. L. ....."
How great is it that Einstein went around using words like "dame?"
Like he's something out of a Raymond Chandler novel or a Bogart flick.
I can picture Einstein sitting at at bar, three days of stubble on his chin and an ugly bruise on his noggin.
"Dames," he thought to himself, nursing his drink and his regret. "Just like critical mass. Can't live with 'em, can't blow up the world without 'em.''
Albert Einstein apparently believed that marital vows were as relative as the time-space continuum.
The guy was a hound, and had quite a few opportunities to experience the old "fusion and fission rhumba'' outside the bounds of matrimony, if you catch my drift.
I imagine it must have been difficult for him to resist temptation. The letters reveal that the guy had more groupies than Gene Simmons in whiteface.
Those math groupies must be wild. A few drinks and it's "Oh show me your integers, and your differential equations. Oh, baby!!''
One of his letters actually reveals how tired he was of the groupies.
In 1931, he wrote, "Out of all the dames, I am in fact attached only to Mrs. L. ....."
How great is it that Einstein went around using words like "dame?"
Like he's something out of a Raymond Chandler novel or a Bogart flick.
I can picture Einstein sitting at at bar, three days of stubble on his chin and an ugly bruise on his noggin.
"Dames," he thought to himself, nursing his drink and his regret. "Just like critical mass. Can't live with 'em, can't blow up the world without 'em.''
posted by Michael Riley at 1:29 PM
3 Comments:
I am sure he slipped a few "experiments" into their drinks..in the name of science..of course...
After watching PBS I figure he was just a dirty ol man with a brain. Much like his less developed relative, CoCo the ape.
there were certainly enough chicks (dames) into dirty old men with brains, although I think it was his prestige and wealth..if coco had a joint bank account, they may have gone for the ape instead!
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