Get your No. 2 pencils ready
So, I'm reading that two people at UMDNJ were fired from "no-show'' jobs.
Huh?
Sounds like an oxymoron to me. How do you get fired from a no-show job? Put in a full day's work?
I can see somebody going to jail for fraud for having a no-show job. I can see the paychecks stop coming. But fired?
There's a funny analogy here somewhere, but I'll be darned if I can find it.
So for all of you who took the old SATs -- the ones with the analogies -- help me find the funny.
"Getting fired from a no-show job is like. . . .''
Huh?
Sounds like an oxymoron to me. How do you get fired from a no-show job? Put in a full day's work?
I can see somebody going to jail for fraud for having a no-show job. I can see the paychecks stop coming. But fired?
There's a funny analogy here somewhere, but I'll be darned if I can find it.
So for all of you who took the old SATs -- the ones with the analogies -- help me find the funny.
"Getting fired from a no-show job is like. . . .''
posted by Michael Riley at 11:12 AM
7 Comments:
"being valedictorian of your home-schooled class"..
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oxymoronic.
Tough act to follow, DG ... Funny line.
Property tax relief for the homeless-or
Sending the no-show a check in the amount of---$000.00 every week.
Or some of my "what's the point analogies" include: "holding a Bulimia Anonymous reunion at an all-u-can eat restaurant"...
"telling a caller to the suicide hotline.."Please hold"..
"selling Viagra to a eunuch"..
"being voted Class Clown at the Ringling Bros. Circus school"..
"Giving a pair of gloves to a one-armed woman"..
"Starting a diet Thanksgiving morning"..
Like I said..what's the point!
"Like I said..what's the point!" -- DG
You should have quit while you were ahead.
oh boy, it's that despicable anonymous again..here's another one: "is like "anonymous" being a kind, Christian human being"...
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