I See London, I See France...

Let me just say that I'm not in bed with the undergarment industry. I don't own stock in Fruit of the Loom or anything like that. Basically, I don't care whether you wear underwear or not. But I will say this: if you are a newly divorced pop star, like say, oh, I don't know, Britney Spears, who has decided to party hearty, and you decide to paint the town pink with your new best pals Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, and you leave the house without your panties, and the paparazzi are all over the place, you really need to learn how to get out of a car without turning into a porn star.