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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Unhappy women?

According to a couple of recent studies, men, it seems, are happier these days than women.
This is a stunning reversal of affairs from 30 years ago, when women had the upper hand in the smiley face department.
My wife and I were watching a television report on the findings this morning, and I turned to her and said, "Hey, I do my part to make women happy. And if if weren't for those pesky wedding vows, I could do a whole lot more...''
When your wife spits out her morning coffee and rolls her eyes, does that mean she's happy?

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It means there's never a dull moment at your house!

4:18 PM, September 27, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

or that you're like all men-an idiot

11:11 PM, September 27, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It might simply mean that the coffee was terrible. Did you make it?

11:26 PM, September 27, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go crawl in your storage unit and "be happy" with your ex-girlfriend's photo you seem to lust after. (See today's article APress)

12:09 PM, September 28, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe she was just having a seizure.

2:23 PM, September 28, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would spit my coffee out if there was rat poison in it too.

2:54 PM, September 28, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Women are not happy because they were sold a bill of goods by the "feminist movement" sying they could have it all and they could do it all, and they're finding out you just can't.

2:07 PM, October 14, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's insulting to women to suggest that they can't think for themselves and that they're easily lead around by the culture.

11:40 PM, October 14, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, it's reality. Are you a woman? It's insulting for you to speak for them.

6:47 AM, October 15, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Garbage. Are you really suggesting that women can't think for themselves and that it's insulting for a man to support them when someone attacks?

11:27 PM, October 15, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think it's an attack. Anon is saying that women were sold a bill of goods and now they're unhappy. You can't do it all. You can't have it all. And that's what women were told in the 70s and before. Now they're working, having kids, being a wife, doing the carpool and the soccer mom deal, running from birthday party to birthday party and from meeting to meeting, deadline to deadline, and the husbands wonder why the wife has no libido. This is liberating??

7:02 AM, October 16, 2007  

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