A message from the great beyond?

Sometimes it seems to me that in the days immediately prior to payday the ATM machine functions like a Ouija Board. With trepidation and a growing dread, you approach the machine and ask it a simple question, something like, "Will I buy lunch today?''

And as you push the various buttons on the keyboard, it as though you are moving that pointer over the Ouija Board. And the answer comes, "O - V- E - R - D - R -A - W -N, '' and you know that the spirit world is angry with you. Not to mention your wife as well, when she finds out.