Virginity: Custom-made

I heard recently that a new trend in cosmetic surgery involves an operation which, for want of a better way to put it, "re-virginizes'' a woman.
This seems wrong to me in so many ways.
First let's agree that phrases like "closing the barn door after the horse has left'' and "you can't get the toothpaste back in the tube'' and "a bell can't be unrung'' are fitting descriptions of the futility of this procedure: Losing one's virginity is an action, not anatomy.
Second, even anatomy is not a very effective method of determining virginity.
Third, why would one want to begin a lifelong commitment under what may be considered false advertising?
This is one of those cases where my conservative Christian brothers and sisters have the better idea.
One can, in those circles, reclaim a kind of virginity by remaining chaste until marriage even if one has been less than chaste in the past. It's what forgiveness and redemption are all about.
And it doesn't require stitches.