Odontomachus bauri my butt!
Word comes from the scientific community that something called the trap-jaw ant (scientific name, see above), native to Central and South America, can chomp the head off its prey more quickly than any other creature. According to an Associated Press story, this little bugger can strike 2,300 times faster than the blink of an eye.
Big deal. Obviously these predator-studying scientists have never looked into the reporter-devouring habits of newspaper editors.
Big deal. Obviously these predator-studying scientists have never looked into the reporter-devouring habits of newspaper editors.
posted by Michael Riley at 3:23 PM
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And to think, they actually give you a paycheck at the end of the week for doing this. Amazing.
hey anonymous, heard that comment before..can't you at least be a bit more original? sounds like column envy to me!
Columnist? Nah, I actually have to make enough to support a family.
The funny thing, anonymous, is that with all your hateful comments, you still check in everyday to read. Kudos!! :-P
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